papyrus i dont wonder what its like to have friends
Function 11: Bonetrousle
It'southward very cold out this way.
The longer I walk, the colder it gets.
Eventually, information technology's and then cold that I tin can't see(?).
That'south when I realize I'g not lonely.
Permit ME TO TELL You lot ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS.
FEELINGS Similar...
THE JOY OF FINDING ANOTHER PASTA LOVER.
THE ADMIRATION FOR Some other'S PUZZLE-SOLVING SKILLS.
A Want TO HAVE A Cool, SMART PERSON Call back Yous ARE COOL.
THESE FEELINGS...
I Can Inappreciably IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY.
AFTER ALL, I AM VERY Bang-up.
I DON'T Always WONDER WHAT HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS LIKE.
I PITY You lot... LONELY Homo...
WORRY NOT!!! YOU SHALL Exist LONELY NO LONGER!
I, THE Bully PAPYRUS, WILL BE YOUR...
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NO...
NO, THIS IS ALL Wrong!
I Tin can'T BE YOUR FRIEND!!!
You lot ARE A Homo!
I MUST CAPTURE YOU!!!
And then, I Tin can FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM!!!
POWERFUL! POPULAR! PRESTIGIOUS!!!
THAT'Due south PAPYRUS!!!
THE NEWEST Member...
OF THE Regal Guard!
Video: Papyrus Blocks the Way
BGM: Nyeh Heh Heh!
The showdown at last! Allow's see what kind of crazy attacks Papyrus has in shop!
...Really?
That's it?
That was a terrible assault. Papyrus leaves me with no recourse but to violently Insult his skills.
You Desire ME TO Feel Ameliorate ABOUT FIGHTING YOU...
I DON'T DESERVE SUCH HOSPITALITY FROM YOU...
More basic trundle slowly forth the bottom of the arena.
I take no choice simply to unleash my ultimate psychological weapon.
And so YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS!
W-WELL! I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY High STANDARDS!
OH NO!!! YOU'RE Coming together ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
I Guess THIS Ways I Accept TO Proceed A Date WITH YOU...?
LET'Due south Date L-LATER!! AFTER I CAPTURE You lot!
Just to be safe, I Flirt again.
Allow'S Appointment L-Afterwards!! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!
I guess that's all the flirting I tin exercise. Instead, I'll switch to my go-to boss tactic: Spare.
THEN, Permit'S SEE IF You Can HANDLE MY Fabulous 'BLUE Assault'!
Papyrus.
I don't think you're taking this fight very seriously--
BGM: Bonetrousle
Wha-- hey!
This is Papyrus'south big battle gimmick. Now that my soul has been turned blue, I am susceptible to gravity!
HMMM... I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD WEAR...
With a blue soul, suddenly Papyrus's feeble bone attacks are threatening once again!
WHAT!? I'Thousand Non THINKING ABOUT THAT DATE Affair!!
Basically the same attack, simply longer and faster.
Yeah! DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL Set on!
Papyrus's bone obstacle courses are starting to go more elaborate.
I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY Future POPULARITY!!!
Okay, that last bone was but rude.
PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE Regal GUARD!
At-home the heck down, Papyrus!
PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGHETTORE!
You know, something seems off about those things Papyrus is putting behind his ears.
UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!
I tin't quite place my finger on it...
Oh, wait.
THE Male monarch Will TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY Smile!!!
These os attacks are kind of starting to run together.
More bones follow.
Will ANYONE LIKE ME AS SINCERELY Every bit Y'all?
SOMEONE LIKE You lot IS Really RARE...
He has to become tired eventually.
AND DATING MIGHT BE KIND OF Difficult...
AFTER YOU'RE CAPTURED AND SENT Abroad.
Blah blah blah apathetic bones.
Tin can yous guess what's next?
Hint: Information technology starts with B.
Surrender OR Confront MY... SPECIAL ATTACK!
I'grand pretty certain he's repeating attacks now.
Bones bones bones.
"Bones" has stopped looking like a real word.
Please just hurry up and apply your special attack!
Here it comes...!
Dogs encountered: 7
THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
HEY! You STUPID Domestic dog!
DID Yous HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT Bone!!!
Come up Dorsum Here WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!!
OH WELL.
I'LL But USE A Actually Absurd REGULAR ATTACK.
*SIGH* HERE'S AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL Set on.
ARE YOU DONE
Yeah!!! I Tin Encounter You SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!!
THEREFORE I, THE Bang-up PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT Y'all Compassion!!
I Volition SPARE You lot, Man!!!
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO Take MY MERCY.
BGM: Silence
I
am spared by Papyrus, and the battle ends.
I CAN'T Even STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK As You...
UNDYNE'Southward GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
I'LL NEVER JOIN THE Royal GUARD... AND...
MY FRIEND QUANTITY Will REMAIN Brackish!
BGM: Nyeh Heh Heh!
Actually!? YOU Desire TO BE FRIENDS, WITH ME???
WELL THEN...
I Estimate...
I GUESS I CAN Make AN Assart FOR You!
WOWIE!! We Haven'T EVEN Hard OUR FIRST Date...
AND I'VE ALREADY MANAGED TO HIT THE FRIEND ZONE!
WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO Brand PALS...
WAS TO Requite PEOPLE Awful PUZZLES AND THEN FIGHT THEM??
You lot TAUGHT ME A LOT, HUMAN.
I HEREBY GRANT You PERMISSION TO Laissez passer THROUGH!
CONTINUE FORWARD UNTIL You lot REACH THE END OF THE CAVERN.
THEN... WHEN Y'all Achieve THE Uppercase, CROSS THE Bulwark.
THAT'South THE MAGICAL SEAL TRAPPING US ALL Underground.
Anything Tin ETNER THROUGH Information technology, Only Nothing Tin can Get out...
EXCEPT SOMEONE WITH A POWERFUL SOUL.
...Similar YOU!
THAT'S WHY THE Rex WANTS TO Acquire A Human.
HE WANTS TO Open THE BARRIER WITH SOUL POWER.
THEN United states of america MONSTERS CAN RETURN TO THE SURFACE!
OH, I Virtually FORGOT TO TELL You lot...
TO REACH THE Exit, You WILL HAVE TO Pass...
THROUGH THE Rex'Southward CASTLE.
THE Rex OF ALL MONSTERS...
HE IS...
...WELL...
EVERYBODY LOVES THAT GUY.
I AM CERTAIN IF YOU Simply SAY...
"Alibi ME, MR. DREEMURR... Can I Delight Get Dwelling?"
HE'LL GUIDE YOU Correct TO THE BARRIER HIMSELF!
ANYWAY!!! THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING!!!
I'LL Be AT HOME Being A Cool FRIEND!!!
FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND Accept THAT Engagement!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
Source: https://lparchive.org/Undertale/Update%2011/
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